Shaving

For those of you who don't know me, I'm kind of a hairy guy. I certainly don't consider this a blessing. If I don't shave everyday, I look like a hobo. Whenever I see guys on TV or in the movies, some of them pull off the scruffy thing. For some reason, my face skips scruffy and goes straight to Planet of the Apes. I'd like to be scruffy, I really would. There is a statement made about a face that doesn't shave. It says, "I could shave, but I don't have to, because I'm that damn cool." Apparently, mine says, "Hey buddy, can you spare a dime?"